While he is not physically capable of flying aircraft (or swimming), John is an expert in all nautical sciences and can in theory deftly operate any vessel of transportation from hot air balloon to submarine. He is extremely competitive and has competed in the Tour de France, 24 Hours of Le Mans, and the Barkley Marathons. He dreams of winning the Dakar Rally, but he cannot afford the $75,000 entrance fee, which is why he picked up a guitar and started a band. You know, easy money.
Interesting Fact: Once met the singer for the one-hit wonder band Tommy Tutone, and he now idolizes him (singer Tommy Heath, for whom John mistakenly believes “Tutone” is his real surname) as one of the greatest and most important musicians of all time. He believes in the spiritual power of the numbers 8675309, and he often makes decisions based on his deep-rooted confirmation bias when they present themselves in his daily life. I mean, the number includes 70% of all ten arabic numerals. Come on, John.